View Jim Arthur Linnehan's Player Profile
DOB: During the twilight hours on Monday, the 21st of November, in the year of our Lord Nineteen-HundredFirst let me thank you and the entire Eagles organization for this tremendous honor. This is undoubtedly the highlight of my hockey career and, thus far, my Air Force career. Right now, I feel like Leonardo DiCaprio's character in the entirely fictional movie Titanic, where he exclaims from the bow of the titular ship that he is "the king of the world"! It is a feeling that I hope to cherish for many years.
Being chosen for the E-3 Spotlight.
Hobbies:Writing Lord of the Rings-inspired "Young Adult" genre fan fiction, reading the fan fiction that I write and being delightfully surprised by the amount of whimsy my characters display.
Memories:My fondest memories are of my childhood. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my t$%!%cles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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